Like Bonkers but better .
‘I have climbed Everest six times, count the Queen as a close personal friend, and tame 6 tigers before breakfast every morning’.
Okay, well – I have at least been to India and I did see a tiger there. I have proof.
I write occasionally about Goblins. I tend to talk about them a lot more, because writing takes time and talking shit doesn’t.
I write shit the rest of the time because I’m bored with talking it.
I might have superpowers – I am waiting to find out.
Right then… on with it.
The Secret Life Of Worm Hill 